Last week was a tough one for New York-area politicians.
First there was New Jersey governor Chris Christie, who may or may not have burned his bridge to the White House.
Then Bill de Blasio, the recently-elected mayor of New York City, followed up “Bridgegate” with “Pizzagate.” Or, if you prefer, “Forkgate.”
De Blasio, who is of Italian extraction, was photographed at a Staten Island pizzeria last Friday eating his smoked mozzarella and sausage pie with a fork instead of picking it up and eating it with his hands.
“Disaster,” a New York magazine writer declared.
“Blasphemy,” another diner at the restaurant insisted.
“Grounds for impeachment,” a New York Post twitterer tweeted.
Several New Yorkers scoffed that a gaffe like that is all you could expect from a guy who already has blasphemed by being a Boston Red Sox fan.
I was tempted to contact Dayton’s newly-elected mayor to get her views on the subject, but I didn’t think it was worth wasting her time. Beside, I really don’t care if she eats pizza with her hands, a fork or not at all.
But I wouldn’t mind hearing Her Honor’s thoughts on why it’s legal in this town for pizza to be cut into tiny little squares instead of wedges, the way nature intended.
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