A — In Miller’s case, the Reds signed him to a minor-league contract, so he is paid a minor-league salary while he is there. When he plays in the majors, he makes major-league money, plus the added bonus of big-league meal money, which will buy a streak or two a day at Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse. Just because it looks as if Corky hasn’t shaved for a year doesn’t mean he can’t afford razor blades and shaving cream.
Q — I read that after the Reds won the pennant in 1975, broadcaster Marty Brennaman was running around the clubhouse in his underwear so his street clothes wouldn’t get doused with celebratory champagne. Have you ever found yourself stripped down during a post-game celebration? — Jay, Englewood.
A — Unfortunately I saw that incident and it wasn’t a pretty sight. Marty wasn’t much more than a rookie back then, and he would never do that again. Me? I don’t even like to strip down to my underwear in a doctor’s office, let along in front of a bunch of young muscle-toned athletes. They’ll never know if I wear tidy whities, boxers or thongs.
Q — Now that Jonny Gomes has come back down to earth, isn’t it time to give Chris Heisey more time in left field on a more regular basis? — Mark, Bloomington, Ind.
A — Jonny Gomes? Back to earth? Gomes is never on this earth — definitely from somewhere in outer space. As do all players, Gomes hit a dry spell, but there is no doubt in my mind he has proven this year he is an every day left fielder. Drew Stubbs? Jay Bruce? Different stories. I’d love to see Heisey play at least once a week in center and once a week in right. But the last time manager Dusty Baker listened to me was when I suggested he not ever listen to my suggestions.
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