“CAUTION!
“NOT INTENDED FOR
“NAVIGATIONAL USE!
“Manufacturer disclaims responsibility if teeshirt is used as navigational aid and cannot be held liable for any damages, including shipwreck, loss of life or limb, or any inconvenience.”
“Have a nice day!”
I assumed the sticker was intended as a funny little joke.
But my wife contended it was put there as a serious warning because there really are people dingy enough to navigate a boat based on information they found on the front of a T-shirt. Not to mention an armada of attorneys who would file lawsuits on their behalf.
I’d like to think I was right.
But I’m afraid she was.
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