For your SEC sweetheart: Perfect ‘roses are red’ Valentine’s Day poems for each team

Valentine’s Day is about more than flowers, dashing dates and sugar for your sweetheart.

You’re in luck if you need literary inspiration before writing a last-second note to your loved one. On Wednesday, poems that began with the line “roses are red” became a popular Twitter exercise. The fad continued on Reddit, where users submitted their favorite college football-inspired “roses are red” poems.

Why end the fun there?

We decided to write a “roses are red” poem for each SEC team. Feel free to copy and use while sharing a heartfelt moment with your better half. They’re bound to earn you brownie points.

Alabama

Roses are red
Our trophies are gold
Deal with the dominance
To us, our act never gets old ―  Andrew Astleford

Arkansas

Roses are red
The Chad Morris era is here
Chins up, Hogs
Pushing past mediocrity is near ―  Andrew Astleford

Auburn

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We lost to the real champs
But we beat Alabama too ― Connor Riley

Florida

Roses are red
Jim McElwain is gone
Dan Mullen brings hope
What can go wrong? ―  Andrew Astleford

Georgia

Roses are red
Gators fans are blue
Our recruiting class rocks
To the SEC East: We’re better than you ―  Andrew Astleford

Kentucky

Roses are red
Everyone here wears blue
We don’t know if Mark Stoops is the guy
How about you? ―  Andrew Astleford

LSU

Roses are red
Ed Orgeron’s voice is a marvel
We need an offense
To have any chance at survival ―  Andrew Astleford

Mississippi State

Roses are red
Our cowbells never rust
Dan Mullen who?
In Joe Moorhead, we trust ―  Andrew Astleford

Missouri

Roses are red
Truman’s tail looks black and yellow
Drew Lock wears backpacks
Better than Texas fellows  — Andrew Astleford

Ole Miss

Roses are red
Hugh Freeze was fired
Made too many phone calls
Will he ever be hired? ―  Jake Rill

South Carolina

Roses are red
Jake Bentley is a star
Keep doubting us, haters
Will Muschamp will take us far ―  Andrew Astleford

Tennessee

Roses are red
We despise orange and blue
If Butch isn’t off the video board soon
Someone should sue ―  Andrew Astleford

Texas A&M

Roses are red
Our cash is green
Jimbo Fisher will be worth the bread
If he makes rivals scream ―  Andrew Astleford

Vanderbilt

Roses are red
After a ‘Bama beatdown, we were black and blue
Who wants the Tide?
Not me or you ―  Andrew Astleford

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