Dads say the craziest things


While mothers are known for their sweet and loving words of encouragement, fathers sometimes have a more eccentric and colorful way of expressing their affection. 

From oddball expressions to blunt observations, when dads let their guard down and tell it like it is, anything goes.  Dads don't tend to filter their words as much as moms do, and not all of the advice fathers offer is necessarily prudent ... or even legal.  In honor of Father's Day, check out this collection of wacky quotes from dear old Dad. Just don't go repeating these words of wisdom to your mother.

 


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