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    <copyright>Copyright 2009</copyright>
    <pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:17:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Police: Ohio suspect may have eaten evidence</title>
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      <description>STREETSBORO, Ohio - Police say a bank robbery suspect in Ohio may have eaten evidence when he gobbled a piece of paper whilehandcuffed and lying across the hood of a police cruiser.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:41:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-21T15:41:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Mich. police nab wrong-way driver twice in 3 days</title>
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      <description>KALAMAZOO, Mich. - Authorities in western Michigan arrested a person twice in three days for driving the wrong way down the highway Kalamazoo County deputies said they were alerted about 1:30 a.m.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:07:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T13:07:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Cops: Woman smuggled drugs to Pa. inmate with kiss</title>
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      <description>MERCER, Pa. - A western Pennsylvania woman has been ordered to stand trial on charges she passed a drug-filled balloon to a state prison inmate while kissing him.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:12:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T13:12:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>CA man allegedly paid teens to spit in his face</title>
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      <description>THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. - A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:50:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T08:50:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat</title>
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      <description>RALEIGH, N.C. - A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:17:08 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T13:17:08Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Man who claimed disability spotted on TV show</title>
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      <description>LOS ANGELES - California tax officials say an interior designer's false disability claim was uncovered when he was spotted on a home improvement television show.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:54:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T07:54:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Ala. court says woman can't claim $41.8M jackpot</title>
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      <description>MONTGOMERY, Ala. - The Alabama Supreme Court says a woman who thought she had hit a jackpot worth almost $42 million at the Victoryland electronic bingo center will end up empty handed.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:18:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T15:18:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Pregnant woman seeks help, allegedly robs homes</title>
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      <description>WICHITA, Kan. - Wichita police arrested a pregnant woman after she allegedly robbed homes after asking residents for help.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:22:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T13:22:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>OSU lake a party and potty pit</title>
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      <description>COLUMBUS, Ohio - Intrepid Ohio State University researchers have learned students don't just party in a campus lake during rituals before the annual Michigan game.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:58:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T14:58:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Alleged burglar warms up bottle for crying baby</title>
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      <description>INDIANAPOLIS - An 18-year-old is in police custody after he warmed up a bottle for a crying baby inside the house he was allegedly robbing.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:26:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T07:26:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Man accused of squeegee attack at Ark. gas station</title>
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      <description>CONWAY, Ark. - A man accused of using a squeegee to hit another man during a fight over who was first in line at a gas pump was due in court on charges.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:44:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T14:44:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother</title>
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      <description>OLIVE BRANCH, Miss. - A 2-year-old in north Mississippi has done something few toddlers can: He helped his mother give birth to his brother.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:00:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T07:00:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Man who left wallet in bank robbery pleads guilty</title>
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      <description>KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A Kansas City man who left his wallet on the counter of a bank he was robbing has pleaded guilty in federal court.</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:57:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-20T17:57:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Jury sides with NYC police in clown's lawsuit</title>
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      <description>NEW YORK - A federal jury has ruled that New York City police didn't use excessive force when they arrested a professional clown who left a suspicious device that turned out to be a balloon inflator inside a coffee shop.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:16:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T16:16:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Police: Man runs over light pole, punches officer</title>
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      <description>FARGO, N.D. - Fargo police said a man ran over a light pole and punched a police officer in the mouth when the officer tried to arrest him.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:52:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T14:52:45Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Person in chicken suit ruffles feathers in Colo.</title>
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      <description>DURANGO, Colo. - A person in a chicken costume ruffled the feathers of Durango's city council as its members discussed rules for backyard fowl.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:49:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T10:49:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>NY town decides to re-Christmas its holiday parade</title>
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      <description>PATCHOGUE, N.Y. - A town on New York's Long Island is hoping for better attendance at its 16th annual holiday boat parade this year by restoring "Christmas" to the event's name.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 10:45:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T10:45:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Utah teen to challenge citation for McDonald's rap</title>
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      <description>SALT LAKE CITY - The case of one of four teens who were cited after rapping their order at a McDonald's in Utah appears headed for trial.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:45:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>ELIZABETH WHITE</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-19T07:45:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Woman leaves $40K at shrine for safekeeping</title>
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      <description>HAGERSTOWN, Md. - A woman quietly left $40,000 worth of rare U.S. coins near a Catholic shrine forsafekeeping so the Virgin Mary could watch over her life savings while she was out of town, and apparently it worked: The money was returned to her when she got back a week later.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:07:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>DAVID DISHNEAU</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-11-18T11:07:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Teens taped themselves stealing presents</title>
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      <description>UPPER DARBY, Pa. - A suburban Philadelphia police chief says two teenagers are being held after officers arrested them and found video recordings they made of themselves burglarizing homes.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:59:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Moldovan soldiers given onions to fight swine flu</title>
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      <description>CHISINAU, Moldova - Moldova's army is feeding its soldiers onions and garlic to help them ward off swine flu.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:30:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T15:30:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Miss. toddler, 2, helps mom give birth to brother</title>
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      <description>OLIVE BRANCH, Miss. - A 2-year-old in north Mississippi has done something few toddlers can: He helped his mother give birth to his brother.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:01:56 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Indoor marijuana farm found near LA police station</title>
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      <description>LOS ANGELES - Officials said an elaborate marijuana growing site was found in an industrial building 25 feet from the back door of the Topanga police station in Los Angeles, and three people are under arrest.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:34:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-19T07:34:30Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Police: Mail carrier found drunk, eating noodles</title>
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      <description>MARION, Iowa - Police in Marion and postal authorities are investigating the case of a mail carrier who was allegedly found drunk inside a residence while on the job.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:36:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-18T14:36:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Turkey that played chicken on NJ Turnpike caught</title>
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      <description>JERSEY CITY, N.J. - A wild turkey that's taken up residence at a New Jersey tollbooth and spends its days scooting around 18-wheelers won't have to dodge Thanksgiving traffic.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:09:47 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>SAMANTHA HENRY</dc:creator>
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