Fatherly words of wisdom from Homer Simpson


With Father's Day upon us, there's no better time to think back on some of the sage advice we've gotten from our dads over the years.

While dad's words aren't always poetic, sometimes they can be downright funny

Over the years, there have been many TV dads we wish were there to tuck us in at night. But the king of TV dads might just be Homer Simpson.

Here's a collection of humorous, yet wise, words from one of the all-time best TV dads.

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