Sir, you are sadly mistaken

By Doug Page | Wednesday, September 16, 2009, 04:25 PM

Englewood police were called to an apartment building on Labor Day on a report of a strange man in a woman’s apartment.

When the officers arrived they found the gentleman sitting at the dining room table. When asked what he was doing there, he said, “I’m in my apartment,” according to the police report.

The apartment’s resident thought otherwise, telling police she was in the shower when the man walked in. She yelled at him to get out and slammed the bathroom door. After putting on a robe, the woman came out of the bathroom and ordered the gentleman to leave.

Instead he wandered around the apartment opening the refrigerator and cabinet doors. She called police.

It was the second time that day, the gentleman had wandered into the wrong apartment, according to police. Earlier he had walked into another woman’s apartment and demanded, “I want a Budweiser.” She said she did not have any Bud and to get out. Again, the gentleman refused. The woman, who is legally blind and uses a walker, told police she was terrified.

She managed to call her sister, who called police, who escorted the man from the apartment.

On the second call, police escorted the gentleman to the county lockup, citing him for disorderly conduct while intoxicated and criminal trespass.

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